1. Traffic lights are only suggestions.
2. Seafood in Vietnam is called that because you are guaranteed to "See" it again.
3. Deodorant is for sissies.
4. Nose picking is a public event.
5. If you gotta go, you gotta go. Whenever, wherever and in front of whomever.
6. There is no need for a man to do anything physical if there is a sturdy woman handy.
7. Dog food doesn't come in a can for Rover, it IS rover.
8. Don't complain about an insect in your food, as you may be charged extra for it.
9. Everything is funny to the Vietnamese.
10. Washing your hands after doing anything is for sissies.
These are just the first ten. There is sure to be more to follow.